i was reading through my journal and i found this one page and it broke me
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
Lancelot’s haircut was interrupted by a downpour so now he’s Lancelion, the Glorious.
sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.
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